Under the weather

So, that little stomach virus that is making it's way around town? The one that my friends got, then Jason got. The one that I was feeling all smug about NOT getting? Because so much time had passed, and if "I was going to get it, then I would have gotten it by now". Right? So I went on about my life, just hugging people all willy-nilly and drinking out of their water cups. Because MY white blood cells are hard core. They wear helmets, and carry shields. And they are from Sparta. So don't mess with them because they live on the edge. 

Yep. Then THEY WENT ON STRIKE FOR 24 HOURS. Leaving me to puke my way through an entire night and day. You know what? And this is speaking from experience. Natural childbirth is EXCEEDINGLY LESS PAINFUL. 

And MORE painful than childbirth, I get to go bathing suit shopping this weekend. Oh the fun just never ends around here. 

Comments

[Debbie]

I always like to look at the stomach flu as a good weight loss jump start. Hope you feel better soon!

[Susan]

Stinks..I had that stomach bug Wed and Thurs and worked mostly through it -- I did cry at work though b/c I felt so awful and had just puked my lunch. Sorry it hit your house.

[cathy]

(((hug))) I'm terrified of throwing up...I'm so sorry. And I agree with Debbie...maybe the flu hit you just at the right time. :)

[Michelle]

See, you didn't have to diet after all! :>) Viva Mexico!
Smiles, Michelle

[k]

The same bug is making its rounds here too...I hope my white blood cells have helmets and shields! Glad you're feeling better.

[dd]

The bathing suit shopping is gonna be soooo much fun! I can barely contain myself!
NOT!

[Ma']

Those fickle white-blood-cells!
Thank God you're better.
I'm heading to the pool right now!
All two hundo of me.
Yep. One of the gifts of 111.


xoxo,

[Kristina]

LMAO! The Body Strike is not funny but your post is perfect.
i do hope you all get better and fast.

[Maya]

Oh no!!! I hope you get better!

[Heather España Photography]

Feel better! I've been sick up here in Oregon, too. For like, TWO WEEKS. Bleh!

[Ma']

Hey! Oregon is wonderful!

[Paul]

My white blood cells are from France. They smoke unfiltered MarlBoro's, ride through town on Vespa's, are condescending to other white blood cells, but always allow invading bacteria and viruses to conquer without a fight. Hope the Wilson's get better.

[Missy Sue Hanson]

ROFL....that is the funniest post.....sorry about the strike and the suit shopping...now, for me, that is painful, lol!!!