Monday
Apr162007
Overheard this weekend...
Monday, April 16, 2007 at 08:49AM
A family trying to get into the (high security) Botanical Gardens.
The BG Employee/Guard: "We're closing in exactly 47 minutes. Do you still want to go in. It takes at least 90 minutes to see everything."
Family: "...um...sure. I guess."
BGEG: "Maybe I can help you with a discount, so you don't have to pay full price."
F: "That would be great!"
BGEG: "Are you a member of another Botanical Garden Society?"
F: "No."
BGEG: "Let me ask you again. ARE YOU A MEMBER OF ANOTHER BOTANICAL GARDEN SOCIETY?"
F: "Um...oh...sure, YES! We are actually."
BGEG: "Great, can I see your ID?"
Dad is quizzically patting his empty pockets.
F: "...???"
Don't mess with the Botanical Garden.
in Personal
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