Where is Magenta?

Remember the guy from Blues Clues? Turns out he's singing about more than the mail. Check out his snap shots in the diner. Just drinking his drink like that. Talking on his real cell phone. Like a real person. It's quite disturbing. You know, Mr. Rogers had the decency to live in the same house for 50 years. He never startled us with a new sweater. You didn't see him in a diner drinking his sassy drink and flying in our faces, while he called his girlfriend on the cell phone. Mr. Rogers knew he had to be home in time to feed the fish. And take care of the trolley. And he knew he couldn't get his house sneakers dirty. What is this world coming to?

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[Melody A.]

He-lar-ri-ous!!!