Friday
Sep262008
Flush...
Friday, September 26, 2008 at 01:55PM
Last week I open the mail to find that Jason has a warrant out for his arrest. Apparently his solution for resolving a parking ticket is to shove it into a drawer and pretend that his Invisible Superhero friend took care of it. So, this morning, under threat of JAIL he goes to pay the fine. Mind you, a $30 bill has now grown into FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY flushed dollars. When he gets home, I ask if it's all taken care of, and his answer is, "Yep. I'm no longer a fugitive....there goes my sex appeal".
You know what, tomorrow I'm going to spend a thousand dollars on candy and makeup.
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